Wisdom permanently: +10% earnings and +10% task speed per point
You Made It. Now What?
You escaped corporate hell. You reached The Void. You currently have $0 in the bank.
You could stay here, floating in peaceful meaninglessness.
Or you could become the thing you hated.
Starting your empire isn't free. $1,000,000 goes toward LLC registration fees, a lawyer retainer you'll never read, seed capital for your first hustle, and a motivational poster you'll deeply regret. Your remaining cash carries over.
Warning: Millionaire Mode permanently changes this profile. This choice is forever.
Choose Your Next Life
Your Wisdom carries forward either way.
Which hell do you choose?
Delete Profile?
This will erase all progress on this profile. This cannot be undone.
Accumulates toward your Quarter-Life Crisis (prestige)
Joy0
Keeps you going. Avocado Toast and events boost it
Meaning0
Generated by Desk Plant. Existential currency
Insight0
Therapy converts Dread into this. Dread you understand
Wisdom0
Permanent prestige bonus: +10% earnings per point
Stress builds as you work. At 100%, you burn out and lose productivity. Buy Vacation Days or Snacks to manage it.
Stress0%
Too high = BURNOUT (lose progress)
Coffee fuels your productivity. Below 10%, you work at 20% speed. Use "Buy Coffee" button to refill. Upgrade "Better Coffee" to improve the effect.
Coffee100%
Low coffee = work slower
Your Sense of Purpose slowly drains. At 0%, existential dread accelerates. Buy "Meditate" to instantly restore 30%. Desk Plant slowly regenerates it. Every 10 Meaning earned also adds +1% Purpose.