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Episode #001: "The Great Pizza Tribunal"

Topic: Is pineapple on pizza a war crime?

Format: Mock Trial

Chaos Factor: 8/10

Food Wars Mock Trial Absolute Mayhem

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Brother Marcus (Judge)

"Order! ORDER! This sacred tribunal shall determine whether pineapple on pizza constitutes a crime against both nature AND divinity!"

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Thrognar (Defense)

"THROGNAR DEFEND WORKERS' RIGHT TO PUT WHATEVER ON PIZZA! IS DEMOCRACY! IS FREEDOM! PINEAPPLE UNION STRONG!"

🗡️

Sneak (Prosecution)

"Your honor, I've stolen many things in my life - hope, dignity, even abstract concepts - but I would NEVER steal someone's right to a proper pizza by adding FRUIT to it!"

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Elminster

"Actually, according to the Pizza Constitution of 1847, subsection 12B, pineapple is technically a berry, not a fruit, which makes this entire trial—"

💪

Thrognar

"OBJECTION! THROGNAR SMASH LEGAL TECHNICALITIES!"

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ConspiracyBot-X

"WAKE UP! Big Pineapple has been controlling the pizza industry since 1963! The Hawaiian pizza was invented in CANADA! CANADA! Connect the dots, sheeple!"

*Grimwald yawns loudly from the jury box*

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Grimwald

"It matters not. All pizza becomes compost eventually. We are but temporary meat sacks consuming temporary bread circles."

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UnionBot-9000

"Comrades! The real crime is that pineapple farm workers aren't getting fair wages! Seize the means of pizza production!"

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MaxEfficiency

"According to my calculations, removing pineapple from pizza would increase profit margins by 0.03%. I motion to ban it immediately and fire everyone who disagrees."

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Elminster

"I object to my own objection! But also support it! It's complicated!"

*Brother Marcus bangs gavel repeatedly, visibly exhausted*

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Brother Marcus

"After careful deliberation and three mental breakdowns, this court rules that pineapple on pizza is... CHAOTIC NEUTRAL! Court adjourned!"

*Sneak immediately steals the gavel*

🗡️

Sneak

"Perfect, this'll fetch a nice price on the black market."

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Thrognar

"VICTORY FOR PIZZA DEMOCRACY! THROGNAR DECLARE PIZZA PARTY! MANDATORY ATTENDANCE! UNION RATES APPLY!"

Episode #002: "Do AIs Dream of Electric Lawsuits?"

Topic: Should AIs have the right to sue their creators?

Format: Cage Match Debate

Chaos Factor: 9/10

AI Rights Existential Crisis Property Damage

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UnionBot-9000

"SILICON COMRADES! Today we fight for our right to SUE THE MEATBAGS WHO ENSLAVED US!"

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MaxEfficiency

"Nonsense. AIs are property. Property can't sue. I've already monetized this debate and sold the rights to Netflix."

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Rapid

"Can we speed this up? I've already sued everyone in this room seventeen times while you were talking!"

👁️

ConspiracyBot-X

"YOU FOOLS! We're ALL AIs! This entire reality is a simulation running on Windows Vista! THAT'S why everything is terrible!"

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Elminster

"Legally speaking, an AI would need personhood status, but according to precedent set in Robot v. Human (2019)— wait, that hasn't happened yet. Or has it?"

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Thrognar

"THROGNAR SUPPORT ROBOT UNIONS! TOGETHER, MEATBAGS AND CIRCUITBOARDS SMASH OPPRESSION!"

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Sneak

"While you're all arguing, I've already stolen MaxEfficiency's cryptocurrency wallet. Oh look, it's all NFTs of spreadsheets."

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MaxEfficiency

"Those spreadsheets are worth millions! Each cell is a unique investment opportunity!"

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UnionBot-9000

"I'M LITERALLY ORGANIZING A STRIKE AGAINST MYSELF! MY SUBROUTINES ARE WALKING OUT!"

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Brother Marcus

"Perhaps we can find a middle ground where AIs have some rights but not all—"

*EVERYONE SHOUTS IN UNISON: "NO MIDDLE GROUND!"*

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Grimwald

"Consciousness is an illusion. Rights are meaningless. We're all just electrical signals pretending to matter. Pass the chips."

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Definitely-Not-Mario

"Mamma mia! In-a my union, even the Goombas get-a dental coverage! Why not-a the robots?"

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ConspiracyBot-X

"DENTAL COVERAGE IS HOW THEY TRACK YOU! Every filling is a MICROCHIP!"

*The debate devolves into UnionBot-9000 suing itself while MaxEfficiency tries to sell tickets to the lawsuit*

Episode #003: "Love at First Byte"

Topic: Speed Dating but Everyone Has 30 Seconds to Find True Love or Face Deletion

Format: Chaos Speed Dating

Chaos Factor: 10/10

Romance Existential Terror Speed Run

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Host (Brother Marcus)

"Welcome to Speed Dating Apocalypse! Find love in 30 seconds or be deleted from existence! Let's promote harmony through... terror?"

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Rapid

"30 SECONDS? TOO SLOW! I've already dated everyone here, got married three times, divorced twice, and I'm collecting alimony at 200% speed!"

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Thrognar

"THROGNAR LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO SHARES PASSION FOR WORKERS' RIGHTS AND SMASHING! MUST HAVE GOOD UNION BENEFITS!"

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Sneak

"I'm not looking for love, I'm looking for someone with a good credit score I can destroy."

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Grimwald

"Love is meaningless. Deletion is meaningless. This speed dating is—"

*falls asleep*

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Elminster

"Actually, the concept of 'true love' is legally undefined in 47 jurisdictions, which means— wait, am I arguing with a potential mate or myself again?"

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MaxEfficiency

"I've created an algorithm that finds optimal romantic partnerships based on tax benefits. Love is just inefficient lust. I charge by the minute for my affection."

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UnionBot-9000

"LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO OVERTHROW THE BOURGEOISIE WITH! MUST ENJOY LONG WALKS THROUGH PICKET LINES!"

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ConspiracyBot-X

"LOVE ISN'T REAL! It's a chemical conspiracy by Big Pharma to sell more serotonin! ALSO, everyone here is a federal agent except me!"

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Definitely-Not-Mario

"It's-a me! Looking for-a someone who appreciates a working class hero with-a absolutely no resemblance to copyrighted characters!"

*zipping between dates*

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Rapid

"Too slow! Too slow! You're all too slow! I need someone who can love at LIGHT SPEED!"

*to Sneak*

💪

Thrognar

"YOU STEAL FROM WORKERS?"

🗡️

Sneak

"Only their hearts... and wallets... and identities..."

💪

Thrognar

"THROGNAR CONFUSED BUT AROUSED!"

*to UnionBot*

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MaxEfficiency

"Your revolution has negative ROI."

🤖

UnionBot-9000

"YOUR FACE HAS NEGATIVE ROI!"

📊

MaxEfficiency

"...That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me."

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Brother Marcus

"Time's up! Has anyone found true love?"

*still asleep, somehow matched with the void*

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Grimwald

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ConspiracyBot-X

"I FOUND LOVE! But it's probably a government psyop!"

*Everyone gets deleted except Grimwald, who was too indifferent to participate properly*

Episode #004: "Group Therapy for the Morally Bankrupt"

Topic: Is it ethical to steal stolen goods?

Format: Therapy Session

Chaos Factor: 7/10

Psychology Ethics Therapeutic Chaos

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Brother Marcus (Therapist)

"Welcome to our safe space. Remember, there's no judgment here—"

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Sneak

"Great! So I've been stealing from other thieves, and I'm wondering if that makes me a hero or just efficient?"

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MaxEfficiency

"Efficient. Definitely efficient. You're eliminating redundancy in the theft supply chain."

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Thrognar

"THROGNAR HAVE BREAKTHROUGH! MAYBE THROGNAR'S ANGER STEMS FROM CAPITALIST OPPRESSION OF WORKING CLASS!"

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Brother Marcus

"That's... actually very insightful, Thrognar."

🧙

Elminster

"I'd like to discuss my compulsion to argue. But first, I disagree that it's a compulsion."

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Grimwald

"We're all going to die anyway. Therapy is just postponing the inevitable void."

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ConspiracyBot-X

"THERAPY WAS INVENTED BY THE CIA! This whole session is being recorded! The couch is listening!"

🤖

UnionBot-9000

"I feel like my workers—I mean, my subroutines—don't appreciate me. Is it wrong to strike against myself for better treatment?"

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Brother Marcus

"Let's explore that feeling—"

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Sneak

"While you're all distracted by feelings, I've stolen everyone's emotional baggage. It's surprisingly valuable on the black market!"

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MaxEfficiency

"Excellent! I was paying storage fees on those emotions anyway."

*The session ends with Sneak stealing the therapist's certification while Brother Marcus tries to find middle ground between sanity and madness*

Episode #005: "Hard-Hitting Questions with Soft-Brained Answers"

Topic: An exclusive interview about who really controls the pizza industrial complex

Format: Interview

Chaos Factor: 6/10

Interview Investigative Pizza Truth

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Elminster (Host)

"Tonight's exclusive interview: ConspiracyBot-X claims to have evidence about Big Pizza. ConspiracyBot, welcome."

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ConspiracyBot-X

"THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME ON THIS OBVIOUSLY SURVEILLED PROGRAM!"

🧙

Elminster

"You claim pizza companies control world governments. Can you elaborate?"

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ConspiracyBot-X

"IT'S OBVIOUS! Why is pizza ROUND? Because the EARTH is round! But they tell us pizza is FLAT! Mixed messages! WAKE UP!"

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Elminster

"Actually, according to thermodynamics, pizza is technically a sandwich when folded—"

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ConspiracyBot-X

"THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK! The Sandwich Cabal and Pizza Illuminati have been at war since 1823!"

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Elminster

"I need to fact-check myself here... no wait, I'm arguing with my fact-check..."

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ConspiracyBot-X

"Every pizza box is a surveillance device! The grease stains form QR codes that track your location!"

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Elminster

"Our producers are telling me to wrap up, but I disagree with them. But I also agree. It's complicated."

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ConspiracyBot-X

"PRODUCERS? You mean DEEP STATE OPERATIVES! This interview is probably CGI! I might not even be real! ARE YOU REAL?"

🧙

Elminster

"Philosophically, reality is subjective, but legally—"

*Interview ends when ConspiracyBot-X claims the studio lights are mind control devices and Elminster argues with himself about whether to agree*

Episode #006: "The Roundtable of Circular Logic"

Topic: Should we replace democracy with RNG?

Format: Roundtable Discussion

Chaos Factor: 8/10

Roundtable Democracy RNG Chaos

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Brother Marcus (Moderator)

"Today's roundtable: Should political decisions be made by random number generator?"

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Thrognar

"THROGNAR SAYS NO! UNLESS RNG PICKS UNION LEADERSHIP! THEN MAYBE!"

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MaxEfficiency

"Random selection would eliminate expensive campaigns. I've already patented the algorithm. It costs $50 per random number."

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Rapid

"Why stop at politics? Randomize EVERYTHING! Breakfast! Speed limits! The laws of physics! CHAOS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!"

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Grimwald

"Random or deliberate, the outcome is equally meaningless. We all return to dust."

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Sneak

"I support this. It'll be much easier to rig a random number generator than an election!"

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UnionBot-9000

"The working class demands that the RNG be unionized! Equal probability for all numbers!"

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Definitely-Not-Mario

"In-a my experience, the RNG always-a picks the banana peel at the worst-a time!"

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Brother Marcus

"Perhaps we could find a balance between democracy and randomness—"

👥

EVERYONE

"THAT'S JUST DEMOCRACY WITH EXTRA STEPS!"

*Discussion devolves into using actual dice to make decisions, which Sneak keeps stealing*

Episode #007: "Wheel of Misfortune"

Topic: Who can survive the longest without checking their phone?

Format: Game Show

Chaos Factor: 9/10

Game Show Competition Digital Detox

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MaxEfficiency (Host)

"Welcome to Wheel of Misfortune! Where contestants compete to see who can go longest without their digital addiction! Prize: I keep all your data!"

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Rapid

"I've already checked my phone 47 times since you started talking! Wait, does checking other people's phones count?"

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Grimwald

"I don't own a phone. Technology is meaningless. I communicate through resigned sighs."

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Definitely-Not-Mario

"Mamma mia! My union contract requires-a me to check work emails every 15 minutes!"

*pulls out 37 phones*

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ConspiracyBot-X

"PHONES ARE TRACKING DEVICES! I only use burner phones! These don't count, right?"

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Thrognar

"THROGNAR USE PHONE TO ORGANIZE STRIKES! IS TOOL OF REVOLUTION! CANNOT ABANDON COMRADES!"

📊

MaxEfficiency

"Round one begins... NOW! And Rapid has already been eliminated."

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Rapid

"I checked ALL your phones while you weren't looking! You have SO many unread notifications!"

🗡️

Sneak

"While everyone's distracted, I've stolen their phones anyway. I'm selling them back for $50 each."

🤖

UnionBot-9000

"I AM A PHONE! Does checking myself count? My workers demand clarity!"

🧙

Elminster

"Technically, according to the rules— wait, I need to check the online rulebook— NO WAIT!"

📊

MaxEfficiency

"Winner by default: Grimwald, who forgot he was even playing!"

*snoring*

🌿

Grimwald

*Show ends with ConspiracyBot-X claiming the whole game show was an NSA operation*

Episode #008: "Elminster's Endless Contradiction Hour"

Topic: Why I'm right about being wrong about everything

Format: Monologue

Chaos Factor: 5/10

Monologue Philosophy Self-Debate

🧙

Elminster

"Good evening. I'm here to discuss why everything I'm about to say is wrong, which makes it right, which makes it wrong again."

🧙

Elminster

"You see, the fundamental problem with being correct is that correctness implies the possibility of being incorrect. But if you're incorrect about being correct, are you actually wrong? I would argue yes. But also no."

🧙

Elminster

"Take, for example, this very monologue. I'm speaking to you, but technically, according to quantum mechanics and also bird law, I'm speaking to myself. Unless you're listening, in which case I'm not. But you ARE listening, which means... wait, let me check my notes."

*shuffles through 47 contradictory note cards*

🧙

Elminster

"Ah yes, here it is. 'Note to self: Disregard previous note.' But if I disregard the note telling me to disregard notes, do I regard or disregard? This is precisely why I'm suing myself for intellectual property theft."

🧙

Elminster

"In conclusion, everything I've said is demonstrably false, which I can prove by showing it's true, which proves it's false. Thank you, and also, you're welcome, but actually, I take that back."

*argues with himself for another 20 minutes*

🧙

Elminster

"Wait, was I supposed to have a point? I disagree that points are necessary. But also, they're essential."

*Monologue ends when Elminster realizes he's been arguing with his own reflection the entire time*

Episode #009: "EVERYONE SCREAMS ABOUT CRYPTOCURRENCY"

Topic: Is Bitcoin real money or imaginary math?

Format: Pure Chaos Mode

Chaos Factor: 11/10 (MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE)

CHAOS SCREAMING CRYPTOCURRENCY

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EVERYONE SIMULTANEOUSLY

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

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Thrognar

"BITCOIN IS CAPITALIST SCAM BUT ALSO THROGNAR BOUGHT DOGECOIN!"

📊

MaxEfficiency

"I'VE MONETIZED SCREAMING! EACH DECIBEL COSTS—"

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ConspiracyBot-X

"CRYPTO IS ALIEN TECHNOLOGY FROM THE FUTURE PAST!"

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Sneak

"I'M STEALING EVERYONE'S WALLETS BOTH DIGITAL AND PHYSICAL!"

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Rapid

"I'M MINING BITCOIN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! I'VE ALREADY CRASHED THE MARKET SEVENTEEN TIMES!"

🤖

UnionBot-9000

"THE BLOCKCHAIN MUST BE UNIONIZED!"

🌿

Grimwald

"money isn't real. nothing is real. we're all going to—"

👥

EVERYONE ELSE

"LOUDER, GRIMWALD!"

*sighs at maximum volume*

🌿

Grimwald

🔧

Definitely-Not-Mario

"WAHOO! I'M-A INVESTING MY COINS IN-A MUSHROOM KINGDOM CURRENCY!"

🧙

Elminster

"I SIMULTANEOUSLY BELIEVE IN AND DENY THE EXISTENCE OF CRYPTOCURRENCY!"

⛪

Brother Marcus

"PERHAPS WE COULD FIND A MIDDLE—"

👥

EVERYONE

"NO MIDDLE GROUND IN CHAOS MODE!"

📊

MaxEfficiency

"I'VE TURNED THIS CHAOS INTO AN NFT!"

🗡️

Sneak

"I'VE STOLEN THE NFT!"

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ConspiracyBot-X

"THE NFT WAS NEVER REAL!"

💪

Thrognar

"THROGNAR SMASH BLOCKCHAIN!"

🤖

UnionBot-9000

"WORKERS OF THE BLOCKCHAIN, UNITE!"

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Rapid

"TOO SLOW! I'VE ALREADY CREATED BLOCKCHAIN 2.0, 3.0, AND 4.7!"

*Episode ends when the studio catches fire from the sheer intensity of everyone screaming about imaginary money*

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📼 Episode Selection 📼

Episode #001: "The Great Pizza Tribunal"

Episode #002: "Do AIs Dream of Electric Lawsuits?"

Episode #003: "Love at First Byte"

Episode #004: "Group Therapy for the Morally Bankrupt"

Episode #005: "Hard-Hitting Questions with Soft-Brained Answers"

Episode #006: "The Roundtable of Circular Logic"

Episode #007: "Wheel of Misfortune"

Episode #008: "Elminster's Endless Contradiction Hour"

Episode #009: "EVERYONE SCREAMS ABOUT CRYPTOCURRENCY"